Tuesday, April 21, 2009
Monday, April 20, 2009
Natinals
Are. You. Effing. Kidding. Me? Thankfully they're so bad that either no one cares or they took pity on them and didn't start a twitter frenzy like #amazonfail.
How can a team in a major market function like this? The team flags buried around the park so low no one can see them? The failure of the cracker jack marketing department for not getting NutraSystem as a partner on the slim Screech?
I want to move to KC where they know how to run an organization.
How can a team in a major market function like this? The team flags buried around the park so low no one can see them? The failure of the cracker jack marketing department for not getting NutraSystem as a partner on the slim Screech?
I want to move to KC where they know how to run an organization.
Tuesday, April 14, 2009
The morning after pill
Boswell seems sorta kinda optimistic...but he's a pro, not a snarky basement-dwelling blogger. I like the idea of Lastings "Ocho Cinco, Jr." Milledge being sent down (or traded). There's something to be said about the offensive output. Heck, if you'd told me last October we'd be hanging 9 runs on the Phils in April I'd have been happy. But WTF with the pitching?
Back to the park. It didn't smell; the Phillies fans were tolerable. As for food and beer, I gave up after grabbing a beer from the Miller bar under the scoreboard right at the start of the game. Gwitch Rules headed up for a soda in the 4th and gave up after 20 minutes. Understanding that this is a new vendor, you knew it was going to be awful again and that it will take them until June to work out the kinks. The team will be so lousy by then that the average 15K crowd will make the vending experience a breeze.
I have no plans to go to a game until next week so feel free to send along your experiences.
Ugh.
Back to the park. It didn't smell; the Phillies fans were tolerable. As for food and beer, I gave up after grabbing a beer from the Miller bar under the scoreboard right at the start of the game. Gwitch Rules headed up for a soda in the 4th and gave up after 20 minutes. Understanding that this is a new vendor, you knew it was going to be awful again and that it will take them until June to work out the kinks. The team will be so lousy by then that the average 15K crowd will make the vending experience a breeze.
I have no plans to go to a game until next week so feel free to send along your experiences.
Ugh.
Monday, April 13, 2009
Same as the old boss
OK so opening day has come and gone and guess what? The team stinks, the wait for food is a joke and a starting player got hurt (Guzman.) This team could lose more than 102. Manny won't last the spring and we may lose them to Charlotte by August.
Friday, April 10, 2009
Tuesday, March 3, 2009
The new Screech
Just when you thought it couldn't get worse. That NatsTown was the bottom and like the economy, once it's hit bottom it starts moving upwards again. Well, also like the economy, NatsTown's not the bottom. They go lower still.
Ladies and gentlemen, without further adieu we give you the crappiest franchise in the Majors.
Oh to be a Royals fan.
Ladies and gentlemen, without further adieu we give you the crappiest franchise in the Majors.
Oh to be a Royals fan.
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